juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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  • Friend : I broke up with him
  • Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
  • Friend : We are back together
  • Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

Allowances

arsenalhearted:

  • I am allowed to be vocal about my pain if it helps me heal
  • I am allowed to be sad in places other than my own head
  • I am allowed to express my anger/sadness/hurt in ways that do not hurt other people, whether that is in writing or speaking to friends
  • I am allowed to speak my truth even when it makes others uncomfortable
  • I am allowed to take care of myself, even if it makes people who hurt me uncomfortable
  • I am allowed to create my own rules for self-care
,,

There are days that I cannot find the sun even though its right outside my goddamn window.

Neil Hilborn, “This is Not the End of the World”
(via comateuxx)

(Source: beba-s)

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”